[Name I'll Regret Later]

I regret my name already.

I'm El, though. Fandoms: Sherlock, Glee, LotR, House, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, etcetera. I like: kitties, music, fashion, violin, women, psychology, rats, art, RENT (the musical, not the payment thereof), cookies, tea, Andrea Gibson, sporks, big cities, learning things, and ska. I am: crazy, full of stories, happy, an addict, an artist, a student, a friend, and someone who wants to get to know you better.

Stumble in. Look around. Talk to me if you like what you see.

tardis-mind-palace:

pi3rcethe-satans:

allonsymiddleearth:

brennanat:

You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor

I’m going to reblog this until it’s a cultural norm.

Lets do it

plus less chance of drugs being slipped into your book

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xcoldworld:

my favorite picture of all time

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dirtsbag:

dirtsbag:

dirtsbag:

WHY CAN’T SKELETONS FIGHT EACH OTHER

*wheezes* 

THEY DON’T HAVE THE GUTS 

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kaleigh-marie:

If your thighs touch then you’re one step closer to being a mermaid so who’s the real winner here

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Masturbation tips?
nameillregretlater nameillregretlater Said:

tomlinsarse:

don’t use a fork

disgustinghuman:

i’m pretty interested in eating a lot of bread

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and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

(via pizza)

thegenerallyokaygatsby:

liamdryden:

hexsweeney:

theshoutingendoflife:

afterdarks:

brettball:

bloodstainedfevers:

bloodstainedfevers:

naegi-chan-san:

chiheerio-foodjisaki:

purgatorical:

bootox:

niknak79:

One of these things is not like the other…

i dont get it

THAT

TOOK WAY TO LONG FOR ME TO NOTICE

I don’t get it.

is it the laptop screen relfection???????

I STILL DONT GET IT

WAI T I FOUND IT OH MY GOD I’VE BEEN WONDERING WHAT IT WAS FOR 2 DAYS

jfc how did that take me so long?!

i know it’s not the laptop screen but seriously the laptop screen

I found it but then I lost it again because it blends in so perfectly like I bet people in the room even kept on forgetting it was there.

oh my god

first day at school a new year a new start

just think “weird hair”

that’s your clue

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robinhook:

diabanrion:

The new Harry Potter is gonna be set in the 1920’s and so was the Great Gatsby. Jay Gatsby saw a green light across the lake I’m not saying death eaters but death eaters

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celebrate-the-magic:

theuppityzombie:

deathtiel:

So my friend’s a cappella group went to Disney Land and serenaded Tiana 

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING

I think this might be the actual best thing I have ever seen.

(via captainoffensive)

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ellielouisa:

lumos5000:

vannahmarten:

Can we please have a moment of silence, because Draco is not only sitting at the Gryffindor table, but he is checking Hermione out, and than only stops when Ron sees him.

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE!!!

too busy looking at snape’s sexy, sassyness.

ellielouisa:

lumos5000:

vannahmarten:

Can we please have a moment of silence, because Draco is not only sitting at the Gryffindor table, but he is checking Hermione out, and than only stops when Ron sees him.

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE!!!

too busy looking at snape’s sexy, sassyness.

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